It’s Merchandise Monday again! And, as promised last week, I’m going to tell you about the Deathly Hallow that I have sitting on my shelf.

The Elder Wand

It’s the same most people have – the Elder Wand! Getting the Invisibility Cloak would be kinda complicated; I’ve heard there this weird thing called physics that doesn’t let you go invisible? I don’t know, it sounds weird, but that’s what people say.

And I’m not so sure I even want the Resurrection Stone. So I’m sticking with the Elder Wand.

I got it at Elbenwald last year – first one I bought, actually. I love it. Which means it’s technically Dumbledore‘s fault that I bought more wands – after all, had his sucked, I wouldn’t have bothered with others.

Yeah, no, that’s bullsh*t, of course I would have. They’re all awesome, anyway.

Okay, back to the Elder Wand. Sadly enough, I haven’t figured out how it works yet… I guess it’s true, I’m a Muggle. Sucks.

The wand itself is beautiful, though.

And despite what you might think, it actually feels really good in your hand. The little ball thingies make it look kinda uncomfortable, but it really isn’t. And the white decoration thing (I’m sorry, I really don’t know what it is; does that make me a bad Potterhead? I hope not. I hope it’s just decoration…) is awesome too. I love the details they put into these wands. Would’ve loved it even more if they had managed to make them work, but hey, can’t have everything, right? (Do I sound bitter?)

It came in this box:

And that’s about all there is to say about it. Oh, yeah, we used it in our “photoshoot” a while back, so it’s not just sitting on my shelf collecting dust, but actually seeing the world!